Shalom, Tzfira, Syria

Posted October 13th, 2015 filed under Uncategorized.

Shalom, Tzfira, Syria / Ido Setter


Comedy New Writing Satire Subject: Relationships War Text in::he	Shalom loves Tzfira. Tzfira leaves Shalom. Tzarfati plans with his best friend how to win Tzfira back. Tzarfati falls in love with Tzfira. Shalom takes their plan to get Tzfira back a bit too far. Luckily, a war with Syria breaks out.
The characters	Female:1 Male:2 Total:3
Translations	English
Productions	Premierre 2015 Hasimta Theatre Production page
Quotes	SHALOM: Join a war in order to win Tzfira back. It’s very romantic. Which war can I join? TZARFATI: You just need to choose. SHALOM: Ha, the land of blood and army! I just need to choose. TZARFATI: Exactly. So what will it be? Lebanon? SHALOM: Boring. TZARFATI: Gaza? SHALOM: Enough already. What about Egypt? TZARFATI: Nah, we have a peace treaty. SHALOM: Jordan? TZARFATI: Likewise. SHALOM: What’s left? TZARFATI: Syria. SHALOM: Syria? We’re at war with Syria? TZARFATI: Don’t you read the papers? SHALOM: Only the sports section.