The Happiness Squad /
Ido Setter
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Absurd
Comedy
New Writing
Short Play
Subject: Text in: 
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English
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When the “Happiness Squad” is about to go on a special mission to save |
The characters |
Female:0 Male:4 Total:4 |
Translations |
English, Turkish
English translation by Ido Setter. Turkish translation by Ayşe Meltem Tekeli. |
Productions |
Not performed yet |
Quotes |
GLEE: H.? Who’s H.? SMILEY: You don’t know who’s H. He doesn’t know who’s H. HAPPY: Didn’t you study history in school? Don’t you know that H. is the happiest soldier who has ever been here in the past decade? GLEE: No, sir. HAPPY: Let me finish. SMILEY: (to GLEE) Let him finish. HAPPY: I was the one who trained him. With my own two hands. SMILEY: His own two hands. HAPPY: (to SMILEY) Let me finish. The past decade was a very difficult one. Instability. Military operations. Reality TV. People were... bleak. H. wouldn’t let that happen. Not on his watch. He planned, set in motion and executed OJR - “Operation Joyous Rejoicing” - to terminate all bleakness in our country. GLEE: And... he succeeded? HAPPY: The happiness levels taken near the northern border were 300 percent higher than average. |